As a comedy writer and middling comedian, it’s my job to take the piss all day every day.
I essentially need to practice defusing any serious business with complete nonsense in my day to day life to stay sharp for the occasional open mic performance or content pitch meeting, so you’ll forgive me when I inevitably go around acting like a dickhead to fine-tune my creative instrument.
If you have been directed to this page following an unpleasant encounter with me, please be assured that the individual in the photo above is fully licensed and authorised to carry on like a bit of a knob, and your terse patience has been a moderate contribution to the Australian arts & entertainment industry.
Congratulatory Remarks, Queries, Letters, Statements, and Hypotheses can be sent to rob@robhackney.com. You will not receive a reply, but I will enjoy knowing that you reached out.
*I should point out I have many other skills and accomplishments but I used up all of the time I had to write about them being a smartass.