Legitimate Journalism
Hard-hitting, deeply unqualified investigative journalism into the stories nobody asked to have covered.
Investigative journalism first, comedian second
A shared house style across every deadpan “investigation” — the beats of a true-crime docuseries, aimed at subjects that never deserved the treatment.
Legitimate Journalism is the umbrella for every investigation conducted with total sincerity and zero actual justification for its own seriousness — from a five-part probe into the meat industry’s darkest supply-chain secrets, to an infomercial rediscovering food’s ancient “third state,” to an important film about a tree. Every entry opens with the same straight-faced commitment to the bit, and never once breaks it.
All investigations
The Philosopher’s T-Bone
A ground-shovelling investigation into meat alchemy begins.
Hunger for Power
Part two digs into who really controls the supply chain.
Meat Industry Whistleblower
A source inside the industry finally agrees to talk — on the record, mostly.
Still Waters Run Brown
The investigation follows the trail to its murkiest, brownest waters yet.
Excommeatication
The wrap-up on a five-part investigation into hidden meat science.
Age of Succulence
A mockumentary infomercial revealing food’s hidden “third state” — an ancient art obscured from common “shitwits” for generations.
Arbor Day
Billed, without a trace of irony, as “an important film.” Judge for yourself.
Ongoing — new investigations as new subjects fail to deserve them.
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