Monaco 2025 The paddock’s realest fake stories — delivered with a straight face and zero legal clearance. June 14 2023 “I’ve made a huge decision” — a title card that turns out to undersell exactly how huge. Helmut Marko Responds! After a week of accusations, Dr. Helmut Marko’s apology tour only manages to cause further confusion and offence. Hungary GP “I trained GPT on Adrian Newey to build RB21” — a confession nobody asked for, delivered anyway. British GP “Checho doesn’t know it was me” — the kind of line that should end a career and somehow doesn’t. Canadian GP — Leaked Voicemails Exclusive LEAKED AUDIO of Toto Wolff’s voicemails gives unique insight into the fierce negotiating tactics of Ocon’s camp and Mercedes management. (Parody.)