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Deadpan, authoritative and completely unqualified takes on cinema — plot explained exactly as well as it was actually understood.

GenreFilm Criticism ParodyFormatRecurring review seriesIPLegitimate Film ReviewRoleWriter · Producer

The Premise

Reviews delivered with total confidence and partial comprehension

Deadpan film criticism for anyone who only caught about sixty percent of the dialogue.

Legitimate Film Review explains prestige cinema the way it was actually experienced — plot points half-caught over mumbled dialogue, themes reconstructed after the fact, and conclusions delivered with the unwavering authority of someone who is completely certain they understood the film correctly. The TENET episode promises to finally explain the plot, including “the bits you missed because they were mumbled”; the Blade Runner episode reimagines the franchise’s replicant-hunter as a 2099 operative tracking down society’s actual worst offenders — climate change deniers.

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TENET

Finally explaining the plot — including the bits you missed because they were mumbled.

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Blade Runner 2099

In the year 2099, Roy Gobling is tasked with tracking down the worst scum of society: climate change deniers.

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